Original published in: http://www.trazzler.com/trips/haulover-beach-park-in-bal-harbour-fl

There’s a line from My Chauffeur, an old 80’s movie, that goes like this, “If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a rock at it.” Good thing there are no rocks at Miami’s only clothing-optional beach, Haulover Beach. If you can’t bear to see bare, then this au naturel beach isn’t for you. But if you’re uninhibited and don’t mind the sand getting into your nether regions, this is your beach to commune intimately with Mother Nature. White sand, turquoise water, cerulean sky, this beach is your oasis. Remember it’s clothing optional, you don’t have to go all centerfold naked, but think about all the money you’ll save. After all, birthday suits don’t cost you a dime.